Murphy's Law

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Jess.
22.
PA pride.
Subie love <3.
My middle name is Murphy.
This is my law.

kisssmyglitter:

Shoutout to the low-key people. People who don’t have to be the center of attention ALL the time. People who stay in their lane and minds their own business. People who’s circle is smaller than a Cheerio and they wouldn’t have it any other way. I see you…

(via beyondhighh)



mrcleanest:

reasons having a boyfriend with a belly is an A+ situation:

  1. you get to use him as a pillow
  2. he gives the best hugs
  3. you get to rub his belly
  4. you get to lay on top of him and not worry about hurting him
  5. he gives the best hugs
  6. his cuddles are the best too
  7. he doesn’t care about your body (usually, hopefully if he’s a good fucking person)
  8. he is bigger than you and you feel protected by him
  9. you get to use him as a pillow
  10. he is a cute teddy bear

(via foster-the-imagination)