I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

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I’m out buying some dinner right now wearing basketball shorts, and the cashier behind the counter isn’t even trying to hide the fact that she staring at my dick.

Now I know how women feel.

You better use what you got to get what you want bruh.

My mama didn’t do that good of a job raising me so I’m really not above having sex for fried chicken


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